Ye Dilli Hai Meri Jan!!

Hello, I am a Delhite,The one and only - The Dilliwala'. You must have heard of me, I am very famous.Today I wanted to tell you something about me, you see I am a very modest person but with so many media bashing against me I just thought to share myself with you. You know 'Brand Marketing', the another way to sell your stuffs; some MBA guy told me about it and so I thought to give it a try.

Now from where should I start, but I will start with the most obvious about me; yes I am the one, the famous and the rich. Actually I am the way I want to be, I have the money,the connections, and I know all the tricks to survive in this crooked city.And I have the best of the cars and gadgets. You name it and I have it.But it's not me alone here,heard there are some other species also who have come from Bihar, U.P and other BIMARU states. They are so disgusting ,without any manners, just squabbling and crawling and spreading around their filth. And those idiots always come in my way when I am out on my Ferrari or BMW.They are giving bad name to 'my city',yes you heard it right,I said that the city is mine and of no one's else. But few politicians say that the city has become cosmopolitan and a place for everyone. Must be another disguise of politicians who added these beggars and laborers in some list of their own and we became a world culture.What rubbish!! Anyways, who cares! Let them be from where they are, its none of my concern. 

Also I am a very honorable person. I honor everyone. And without honor neither I can live nor I can let anyone else live. I follow the mantra of 'Pran jaye par Honor na jaye'. And those media guys, men of no honor, think that I am a killer.Those fools, ignorant of Indian culture, let them know that I am the savior and custodian of the Gotra system, and there are many more systems, I will let you know some other time. But who listens? They are after me, must be, like others.You see I have lots and lots of money, so much that even I don't know. That must be the reason for all this noise against me. But let them say, who cares?

Another good thing you will notice in me is that I am a great friend and very honest. You just try once.I am so good at company, I will not leave you till I know all your bank details or any other information which you want to hide. I won't leave anything personal in your life. You see we are a family and in a family there is nothing personal. But then it's said that I am unprofessional and don't allow personal space. Now what is that, what is this personal space? Sometimes I don't understand this angrezi also.When I have already said that whole Delhi is mine then where is the question of any personal space. What nonsense? I already said that this is my place and so are you.You see how great a friend I am, I won't allow any space between us, whether personal, professional or any. You don't worry, just don't pay any attention to those who want to divide us.

  
I am also a very peace loving person. I don't allow any noise in night. Our streets become very quiet after 9. By that time ,everyone packs himself peacefully in his house. You see, what is the need to stay on streets so late and disturb others. It may also corrupt the morality and character if one stays out that late, also who knows what may come out of the dark, why to take any chances. But then no one understands this, what I hear is that there is no safety and security in my city and it's not like Mumbai where there is never a night. My reply to them is that Delhi is not Mumbai and never will be.I am a very dignified person and hope you must be also.How can I allow that Filmi-Shilmi culture to grow in my place.So never pay any heed to them.

I think that you are the first person with whom I could speak my heart out and who could understand me. Thanks a lot!!

I promise that in future also I won't disappoint you and will not allow anyone to play with the image of my city.This is a world city and I am the world citizen.

Still you have any doubt??